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В Англии health visitors рекомендуют давать детям репу в качестве первого прикорма. Готовить её просто: 20 минут в пароварке и размять вилкой. Но, как известно, репка – это не только ценный продукт, но и объект народного творчества.

С детства знакомая сказка, с небольшими отличиями:

It was time to pull up the enormous turnip.

“Pls come & help me,” the old man said to his wife.

The old man & his wife pulled & pulled.

But the enormous turnip would not move!

 

A little boy walked by. “Pls help us!” said the man & his wife.

The man & his wife & the little boy pulled & pulled.

But the enormous turnip would not move.

 

A friendly dog was watching. “Pls help!” said the little boy.

The man & his wife, the boy & the friendly dog pulled & pulled.

But the enormous turnip still would not move!